Hot Seat Retreat

Thursday

 

Breakfast: 8:30-10 a.m.

 

Icebreaker games: 10:30 a.m.

Come meet your fellow attendees with fun getting-to-know you spank-centric games.

 

Principal’s Office orientation: 1 – 2:15 p.m.

If school discipline has always been a fantasy (or reality!) for you, come find out what’s available for the weekend. Trouble-making students can connect with potential teachers, coaches, and administrators that will be working to keep them in line over the weekend. Yes, we have discipline slips.

 

Dad’s Rules orientation: 2:30-3:45 p.m.

At orientation, Dads will be setting the rules for the weekend for the boys to follow. Hopefully, unlike last year, the boys will behave properly at orientation so the dads won't need to give them all multiple spankings. Come join this track for a spanking good time!

 

Bully Patrol orientation: 4-5:15 p.m.

Your ass is ours for the weekend! If you enjoy tormenting nerds with wedgies and spankings, or if you know it’s how you deserve to be treated, stop by to meet potential targets or learn who to avoid. We’ve got plans to help guys connect in fun and mean (but also consensual) ways. Learn about spanking bounties, this year’s addition to the track. Bring your official Hot Seat Retreat bag with you. It’s part of the fun.

 

Evening Mixer: 6-9 p.m.

 

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Friday

 

Breakfast: 8:30-10 a.m.

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Official Principal’s Office: 10:30 a.m. – noon

"That's enough—go to the office!" Experience a traditional American school paddling from Principals Stan and Steve. Wayward students should have their discipline slips ready, as well as their sincere apologies. There is no nonsense in this office, but there is a firmly applied paddle.

 

Outdoor BBQ: 12:30-1:30 p.m.

 

Bully Patrol: Wedgie Bootcamp 2-3:30

It’s wedgie time! Come flex your bullying skills or get your wimpy, sorry butt beat. We’ll be hosting some “hands-on” wedgie demos and education followed by a bully-fied group game. Plenty of paddle swats and spare tighty-whities will be offered to the victims. We mean participants.

 

Coach’s Office: 3:30-5 p.m.

“Have you ever missed practice or been accused of unsportsmanlike conduct? Bring your discipline slip to the coach’s office for immediate correction of at least 5 paddle strokes (or more depending on your attitude). Bad boys get additional corner time with or without their pants. Uniforms encouraged. 

Led by Coaches David and Sam. “

 

Dad’s Rules Party Time: 7-9 p.m.

Tonight, while the Dads went out to the bar at the resort, the sons have snuck out to throw a party that breaks ALL the rules!! What happens when the Dads find out and crash the party? Those boys could be in the most trouble they've been in the entire weekend! This party might leave their behinds sizzling all the way home!

 

Bullies on Patrol: 9 p.m. - ???

The bullies will be out in force during the evening, looking for any victims wearing a pink lanyard to torment. If you’ve got a bounty, they’ll be looking to collect. If you don’t have a bounty, well, they’re just going to decide for themselves how to punish you.

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Saturday

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Breakfast: 8:30-10 a.m.

 

Campus Tour: 10:30 to 12:00 p.m.

Truant students, watch out: The faculty are taking a tour (of CCBC grounds) looking for wayward troublemakers. During this time on Saturday, men who want to play the role of school staff and faculty will gather for a sweep of the “school grounds.” Anybody found around CCBC wearing a pink lanyard will be treated like a student who is skipping class and disciplined appropriately. Students can choose which faculty member to submit to or one can be chosen for them.

 

Dad’s Rules: Easter Egg Hunt - 1:30 to 3 p.m.

Today Dads will be bringing their sons to have an early Easter Egg hunt. All boys are expected to behave properly, follow the rules set forth and posted yesterday, share with each other, and be polite towards all adults. There are eggs for all filled with surprises. Don't misbehave or your backsides may get a stinging surprise!

 

Headmaster’s Office: 3:30 to 5 p.m.

Report to the Headmaster’s study for a dose of the traditional cane discipline that kept boys in line throughout much of the British Empire.  Head Prefect Glenn will guide your experience with Headmaster Mike. Sign up on the schedule with your classmates. Bring your discipline slips if you have them.  All levels of experience and misbehaviour will be dealt with appropriately.  

 

Dinner – 5:30-9 p.m.

 

Bullies’ Final Patrol: 9 p.m. - ???

The bullies will be back out again looking for victims wearing pink lanyards to torment. This will be their last chance to collect any spanking bounties victims may be hiding in their bags. Otherwise, since it’s the last night of Hot Seat Retreat, don’t expect them to play nice!